Ode To A Bath

Back in September we had a bath fitted in our bathroom. After almost three years with only a shower cubicle we were all very excited to have a real bath again.
It was like all my birthdays and Christmasses come at once.
I was that happy about it, that I wrote our new bath a poem.....

Ode To A Bath
Oh Bath, How I have missed you
I am going to love you like never before
Never again will I complain
About washing my hair in you being such a chore
I promise to use you and abuse you
And fill you to your brim with bubbles
And clearing out your plughole
Will absolutely be no trouble
I will buy you gifts of fizzers
Radox, Dettol, Soap & Glory
And I will never ever subject you
To the theme tune from Ballamory
Oh bath how I have missed you
I hope we never part again
And now I'll slip inside you
And wallow to my heart's content

Chow For Now
JenStar x